Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Week 5: 24 Secrets of the Bowling Alley

Week 5 Stats

Welcome Back Bowling Fans!!!

This week Team Each Hit bowled against a team strangely titled: 24 Secrets of the Bowling Alley. Inspired by their unique name, Team Each Hit compiled 24 of their own bowling alley secrets.

1. When things look bleak, try drowning your monkey for luck.
2. If you get a mark you should yell "Card Worthy" and strut your stuff as you return to your team.
3. Chair flipping is never cool.
4. Shamrock suspenders are always cool.
5. Gumball's scent is still going strong.
6. You should never throw your hat when you are angry.
7. It's always too hot for Beer Nip to bowl.
8. When Tummy puts on the "something stinks" face, it's actually a good thing.
9. There are only two nice people who work at the alley, Grandma Bee and Little Miss Ponytail.
10. Lefty is now Tummy.
11. The Cooler is now The House.
12. Double Bagger and Pink Shoes are still the same.
13. Everyone could be Pink Shoes due to a jersey naming mishap.
14. No matter what cards are used, Team Each Hit's opponents are never distracted.
15. The four pizza day has become a thing of legend.
16. If you talk about it, then Team Each Hit will mess up the foundation frame.
17. Double Bagger doesn't like to bowl under pressure.
18. Although very rare, Team Each Hit has seen a few reach-arounds.
19. A pin only has to tilt 7 degrees to fall down... who knew that could be so difficult to achieve.
20. Team Each Hit bowls best when drinking 3 pitchers.
21. Double Bagger bowls best when on work outings. (Stupid 211 that didn't count!)
22. The House was sent away to Bowling Camp, and every 3 weeks he comes home and shows off how much he's improved.
23. The only thing better than extra pizza is a Sam's Club hot dog.
24. Despite improved performances, Team Each Hit is definitely in a slump.

Go Each Hit!!

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