Week 4: The Blumpkins

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Welcome Back Bowling Fans!!!

Do any of you remember how annoying 13 year old boys are? Especially 4 of them together? The immature jokes, the acne, the crotch grabbing, the overall obnoxious and annoying behavior? Now imagine four 23 year olds acting like this for 2 hours straight and you are accurately envisioning The Blumpkins, Team Each Hit's opponent for Week 4.

Do you still have that visual in your head? Good. Now you should easily be able to imagine how this annoyance might impact a teams focus and ability to bowl up to their potential. Team Each Hit tried desperately to focus their tunnel vision and only see the pins, but nothing seemed to help. They were distracted, and they were handed a quick loss in Game 1.

After realizing that their focus was compromised Team Each Hit was desperate for a distraction. Putting the team first, Double Bagger decided to do something about these boys. Channeling her inner dorkiness, Double Bagger ran to her car, grabbed her lap top, her personal copy of World of Warcraft and challenged the Blumpkins to a duel. Double Bagger's amazingly powerful Paladin avatar was able to keep The Blumpkins attention off bowling and crotch grabbing just long enough to allow the remaining members of Team Each Hit to rediscover their true bowling form and pull out a victory in Game 2.

But unfortunately the distraction was short lived. And as The Blumpkins became more and more discouraged with their feeble attempts at beating Double Bagger in World of Warcraft, they began to redouble their bowling efforts and, most disappointingly to Team Each Hit, their obnoxious annoyance factor. So once again, in Game 3, Team Each Hit was not able to overcome the adolescent obnoxious factor and they were defeated.

As Team Each Hit walked through their lessons learned from this Week's debacle, they all concluded one thing; thank goodness we will never again have to bowl against such idiots. And they all hoped these would not be famous last words, as the even MORE annoying, and chair flipping, Team 13 still lurked out there.

Go Each Hit!!