Week 6 Stats
Welcome Back Bowling Fans!!!
As most of you are devoted and extremely loyal fanatics of Team Each Hit, you must all already realize that Team Each Hit has been steadily falling down the ranks of the Pizza Pitcher League. There is no doubt they are in a severe slump. And when you are in the midst of a slump, there is no worse time to play a number one ranked team, or more importantly a team on a roll.
Unfortunately that's just who Team Each Hit was matched up against in Week 6, the dreaded Pin Pals. Recently the alley had been abuzz about the sudden dominance of this relatively unknown team. In their first year in the league, and in three back to back weeks, the amazing foursome of Homer, Moe, Apu and Otto had completely dominated their opponents and won every point. In their first match up, despite looking rusty, they easily took down the previous league champs, the Channel 6 Wastelanders. And in the weeks to come, without even trying, they blanked the DMV Regulation Kings and completely destroyed the spirits of the previous number 1 ranked team the Holy Rollers. With that kind of skill and a Nuclear Power Plant as their sponsor how could Team Each Hit not be nervous?
But coming into their match up with Team Each Hit, the Pin Pals did something unheard of; They replaced their top bowler Otto, who in previous weeks had single handedly decided games with his amazing ability to pick up spares, with the chief executive officer of the Nuclear Power Plant, Mr. Burns. Upon seeing this decrepit and ancient looking man stroll up to throw his first ball, Team Each Hit thought there was a glimmer of hope to take down this powerhouse. But Otto was not going to let this game be a cake walk. And in the end his disturbance at the vending machines was what tipped the scales in Pin Pals favor yet again.
Team Each Hit can only hope that next week they play a less animated team.
Go Each Hit!!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Week 5: 24 Secrets of the Bowling Alley
Week 5 Stats
Welcome Back Bowling Fans!!!
This week Team Each Hit bowled against a team strangely titled: 24 Secrets of the Bowling Alley. Inspired by their unique name, Team Each Hit compiled 24 of their own bowling alley secrets.
1. When things look bleak, try drowning your monkey for luck.
2. If you get a mark you should yell "Card Worthy" and strut your stuff as you return to your team.
3. Chair flipping is never cool.
4. Shamrock suspenders are always cool.
5. Gumball's scent is still going strong.
6. You should never throw your hat when you are angry.
7. It's always too hot for Beer Nip to bowl.
8. When Tummy puts on the "something stinks" face, it's actually a good thing.
9. There are only two nice people who work at the alley, Grandma Bee and Little Miss Ponytail.
10. Lefty is now Tummy.
11. The Cooler is now The House.
12. Double Bagger and Pink Shoes are still the same.
13. Everyone could be Pink Shoes due to a jersey naming mishap.
14. No matter what cards are used, Team Each Hit's opponents are never distracted.
15. The four pizza day has become a thing of legend.
16. If you talk about it, then Team Each Hit will mess up the foundation frame.
17. Double Bagger doesn't like to bowl under pressure.
18. Although very rare, Team Each Hit has seen a few reach-arounds.
19. A pin only has to tilt 7 degrees to fall down... who knew that could be so difficult to achieve.
20. Team Each Hit bowls best when drinking 3 pitchers.
21. Double Bagger bowls best when on work outings. (Stupid 211 that didn't count!)
22. The House was sent away to Bowling Camp, and every 3 weeks he comes home and shows off how much he's improved.
23. The only thing better than extra pizza is a Sam's Club hot dog.
24. Despite improved performances, Team Each Hit is definitely in a slump.
Go Each Hit!!
Welcome Back Bowling Fans!!!
This week Team Each Hit bowled against a team strangely titled: 24 Secrets of the Bowling Alley. Inspired by their unique name, Team Each Hit compiled 24 of their own bowling alley secrets.
1. When things look bleak, try drowning your monkey for luck.
2. If you get a mark you should yell "Card Worthy" and strut your stuff as you return to your team.
3. Chair flipping is never cool.
4. Shamrock suspenders are always cool.
5. Gumball's scent is still going strong.
6. You should never throw your hat when you are angry.
7. It's always too hot for Beer Nip to bowl.
8. When Tummy puts on the "something stinks" face, it's actually a good thing.
9. There are only two nice people who work at the alley, Grandma Bee and Little Miss Ponytail.
10. Lefty is now Tummy.
11. The Cooler is now The House.
12. Double Bagger and Pink Shoes are still the same.
13. Everyone could be Pink Shoes due to a jersey naming mishap.
14. No matter what cards are used, Team Each Hit's opponents are never distracted.
15. The four pizza day has become a thing of legend.
16. If you talk about it, then Team Each Hit will mess up the foundation frame.
17. Double Bagger doesn't like to bowl under pressure.
18. Although very rare, Team Each Hit has seen a few reach-arounds.
19. A pin only has to tilt 7 degrees to fall down... who knew that could be so difficult to achieve.
20. Team Each Hit bowls best when drinking 3 pitchers.
21. Double Bagger bowls best when on work outings. (Stupid 211 that didn't count!)
22. The House was sent away to Bowling Camp, and every 3 weeks he comes home and shows off how much he's improved.
23. The only thing better than extra pizza is a Sam's Club hot dog.
24. Despite improved performances, Team Each Hit is definitely in a slump.
Go Each Hit!!
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