Strike-a-Saurus (from the Greek meaning 'bowling pin destroyer') is one of the last known existing dinosaurs. Ranging in height from approximately 1.5-2 meters, the beast is known to have unusually long arms, squatty legs and a narrow snout allowing for binocular vision. Strike-a-saurus's amazing physical morphism throughout time has enabled the animal to feel as though his enemies (the bowling pins) are merely inches away and can easily be destroyed with his extraordinarily long reach. To this day, scientists continue to debate over how this one species managed to survive the Cretaceous-Bowlingallery extinction event. Most agree that their survival is directly related to their immunity to rental shoe foot fungus.
Although a widely feared bowling pin predator, the beast actually poses little threat to humans. One of the last known pizzavores, the Strike-a-Saurus is primarily a scavenger, sniffing out pizza and beer for nourishment to fuel its body so that it can perform its one true instinctual task, destroying pins. Despite this, the Strike-a-Saurus can be extremely predatory and humans should avoid undue confrontation with the beast. If forced into close proximity, humans should refrain from challenging the Strike-a-Saurus. The best way to convey to the beast that you are not a threat is to knock down as few of pins as possible; gutter balls being the preferred bowling action.
While Double Bagger and Lefty threw caution to the wind and openly taunted the Strike-a-Saurus with their amazing bowling, Pink Shoes and The Cooler were left to try and calm the beast. They did what was needed to ensure the survival of the team. They should be commended on their horrendous bowling, as their lack of all skill last night is the only thing that spared the lives of Team Each Hit and allowed them to bowl another day.
Next Week's Game: Team Each Hit vs. Wild Turkeys, 9pm @ Sawmill Lanes.
Go Each Hit!!
Captain Pink Shoes
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
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