Week 2: All Star Wars

It is a period of civil war. Team Each Hit bowlers, striking
whenever possible, have won their first victory against the evil
Nada Sight Empire. During the battle, Team Each Hit spies
managed to steal the secret tactical game plans for the
Pizza Pitcher Beer League's ultimate weapon, All-Star
Wars, an unbeatable bowling power house set to take
control of the entire bowling community. Pursued
by the Pizza Pitcher Beer League's sinister
agents, Leia (Double Bagger) races back
to the alley, custodian of the stolen
plans that can save her team
and restore Team Each Hit's
domination of the lanes...

A New Hope:
Leia (aka Double Bagger) has been the strongest force in defending Team Each Hit from the advances of Dark Forces in the Pizza Pitcher Beer League. She is captured and Luke Skywalker (aka The Cooler) and his two newly found compatriots, Han Solo (aka Lefty) and Chewbacca (aka Pink Shoes), search to rescue her. Together, the threesome are able to save Leia (Double Bagger) and escape the grip of the Imperial All-Star Wars Fighters. With this victory, the Rebel Forces of Team Each Hit hoped to destroy the dark force, so following the voice of Obi-Wan, Luke (The Cooler) uses the Bowling Force and destroys the All-Star Wars, winning Game One.

The Empire Strikes Back: Darth Vader and the All-Star Wars have located The Rebel Forces of Team Each Hit hiding on the remote ice planet Hoth. Team Each Hit is forced to flee. Luke (The Cooler) in his X-wing fighter fights a tough battle while Han (Lefty), Chewy (Pink Shoes) and Leia (Double Bagger) flee to the Millennium Falcon and hide. Luke (The Cooler) is shot down and crash lands on Dagobah where he encounters Yoda and he is put through rigorous lessons about the metaphysical nature of bowling. Sensing that the rest of the team is in danger Luke (The Cooler) returns to Cloud City and meets Vader for a bowl off. Vader prevails in this duel, leaving Luke (The Cooler) without a strike, spare or mark. Rubbing in his domination on the alley, Vader utters... "Who's your Daddy Luke... I'm your daddy... I own you! The Rebel Forces of Team Each Hit were dominated by the Imperial All-Star Wars Fighters, score one for the Dark Side in Game Two.

Return of the Jedi: In the final battle, Chewy (Pink Shoes), Leia (Double Bagger) and Luke (The Cooler) confront Jabba the Hut and defeat him in order to save Han. In the battle Boba Fett is also killed. A new death star is created and Luke (The Cooler) is tempted by Vader to the dark side. In the end, Vader turns on the evil Emperor and destroys him but he is also killed in the battle. With all members of All-Star Wars out of the way, Luke (The Cooler), Leia (Double Bagger), Han (Lefty) and Chewy (Pink Shoes) return to Endor to celebrate the GRAND defeat with the Ewoks. And in a strange twist, Luke (The Cooler) reveals to Leia (Double Bagger) that they are siblings**

Next Week: Team Each Hit vs. Spartans, 9pm @ Sawmill Lanes. Hope to see you all there!

Go Each Hit!
Captain Pink Shoes
*** Oddly enough the alley accidentally listed Double Bagger as Karla Bednar.... I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT.... But it would've been a whole lot cooler if I did :-D... hysterical!!!